Wednesday, April 8, 2020

TALES OF CORONAVIRUS QUARANTINE

Like most of you my days are far from exciting during this time of quarantine, lockdown, shelter-in-place, whatever you prefer to call it. My daily walk & the occasional trip to the grocery store (which usually doesn't have key items that I need) have been the highlights of my existence. No, that's not true, my FaceTime with my granddaughter & phone calls with my family & friends are the real highlights.

But there have been a few times in these past weeks that something out of the ordinary has made my day! Since I refuse to hoard it & I refuse to get up at 6 AM to stand in line with other seniors to buy toilet paper, our supply was getting a little low. Last week my sister called sounding somewhat excited. "Guess what I have? Toilet paper!" she answered her own question. She had been to Costco & offered to split the huge pack with me if I met her in Galt that afternoon.

Woo Hoo!! A forty mile road trip outing! Now, that was exciting for sure. It seemed strange being on the road longer than a few miles for my walk or grocery outings. I arrived first at our agreed upon location, the McDonald's parking lot. While waiting I observed a woman waiting in her car a few spaces away. Soon a man appeared, they hugged & kissed before getting in her car & leaving. Oooh, was it an illicit rendezvous? Then I watched a couple of old men wolf down their hamburgers in their trucks before my sister arrived.

We kept our distance as I handed her the folded up money & we loaded the toilet paper into my trunk. She said, "We had better be careful we don't get robbed with all this toilet paper." I was going to offer to buy us each a coffee in the drive through but was already starting to feel the call of nature. And, you know what? There is no where to use the bathroom with fast food lobbies & convenience stores closing their facilities. But I made it home in time AND I breezed through a section of the Capitol City Freeway that ALWAYS backs up without even slowing down at 3:30 PM!

A few days later we visited Lou's dad & ordered IHOP for brunch with free delivery & a discount to boot. That reminds me of the bad joke - "Where did the one-legged waitress work? Answer: IHOP". Anyway, it took us longer to order the meals (especially with a slow internet connection) than it did for them to deliver it. There was no human contact. It was left on the porch, the bell rang & we waved to the delivery person. The order was all correct & it was kind of hot. But, hey, that's what microwaves are for. Right?

I was hell bent on using my $10 Kohl's cash before it expired along with my $5 reward but the stores are closed. I ordered two tops online but they wanted to charge me $9 for shipping. No way! Then I saw that our Kohl's had an order online & pick up at the store option. I received an email with instructions - pull up in front of the store, call this number, do not get out of your car or open your window, pop your trunk & the associate would put your items in the trunk. It sounded like a real clandestine operation. It all worked fine & I got my two tops for $2.47...SCORE!

Lou has been making model airplanes to help pass the time in quarantine. He wanted to try airbrushing someday so I bought him one for his birthday & gave it to him early. Of course, all his models & paints had to be ordered online since no hobby stores are open. Today his acrylic paints arrived & he was ready to begin experimenting with his airbrush. The first thing he says is, "Do we have any distilled water?" Apparently, it is needed to thin the paint & we didn't have any. I grabbed my phone thinking it can't be that hard to make distilled water.

It isn't! After a couple of tweaks, I figured out how to do it. You put a pan of about an inch of water on the stove with an empty bowl in the center above the water level. Put the lid on upside down so the condensed (distilled) water collects on the lid & rolls to the middle where it drips into the bowl. To increase the steam condensation put a few ice cubes on top of the lid. Within about 15 minutes I had a couple tablespoons of distilled water for my sweetie. Ta-dah!

So, there you have it - a trip to Galt to pick up toilet paper, a delivered IHOP meal, a Kohl's bargain & learning how to make distilled water - were the most exciting events in my week. Who knows what next week will bring? More Netflix, more reading, more FaceTiming, more phone calls, more walks - definitely. And maybe if all that gets too boring, I'll actually clean some closets & organize some cupboards. Or maybe not. We'll see.