Monday, May 4, 2020

GARBAGE MEN

The chore of household garbage collection is one thing that has really evolved over the years. Today is garbage pick up day in Sun City. All of the large plastic receptacles with wheels & flip lids are placed by the curb the night before. As I walked this morning I studied the current process that rids us of our weekly garbage & recyclables.

Most cities now have one man who drives a huge truck & only gets out if one of the bins isn't placed correctly. He drives up beside the container pushes a button that extends a big grabber arm around the can. Another button clamps it around the container. I'm guessing there is a lever that raises the can around ten feet in the air dumping it over the top & into his truck. The now empty can is then lowered to its position along the street. The driver moves forward a few feet to the next bin repeating the process. And he nods & waves hello to me as we pass each other.

It intrigues me how my morning walks get my mind thinking about all sorts of things. As I watched this simple garbage collection process, I was reminded of how it used to be in the "old days". Back when I was a child - shit, that was 60 years ago - there was a whole different way of performing this necessary chore.

Our garbage cans were smaller metal ones with a round detachable lid with a handle in the middle. It made a great shield for our sword fights with tree branches. Or if we commandeered our neighbors, they were terrific cymbals! About then a mother would appear telling us to put that back. The cans were all outside of the back gate accessible from the street.

On garbage day, a truck would proceed down the street. Well muscled men in dirty T-shirts & jeans would wheel a larger receptacle up to each house's garbage can, lift it & dump it into the larger can. I think the big ones held around four houses worth of weekly garbage. The garbage man rolled the full can to the truck & hefted it into the back.

When all three or four men had emptied their big cans they hopped onto the back of the truck rolling the big cans along as the driver moved the truck down the street about a block or so. They jumped off & repeated the process. I'm sure those guys were in much better shape just doing their jobs than most people. And they saved any gym fees since I'm sure their time off was spent relaxing with such a physical job. My understanding was that they were paid pretty well, rightly so, for what was manual labor work.

I think the dogs in the neighborhood looked forward to garbage day more than anything. The gates were made with slats allowing for some vision through the gate. On garbage day my mother would let the dog out just before the men arrived to "steal" our garbage. The dog went crazy, barking & jumping at them as they walked up & emptied the garbage can just on the other side of the gate. I think the dogs all knew they were totally safe but could act like big, brave watch dogs protecting their property as the workers calmly did their job.

As I walked around Sun City this morning, I had this post about three-quarters of the way "written" in my head. But the trouble is that my brain doesn't retain things even close to what it used to. It occurred to me that I needed one of those little mini tape recorders people had years ago that you could carry in your pocket & just push a button to speak a reminder that was recorded. I'm guessing there is probably an app for that now days. But not having one of those, or the app (if there is one), I just kept going over it in my mind until I returned to my car. Then I grabbed a pen & scribbled notes on the back of a receipt that I found in my purse.

It was a fun trip down memory lane as I walked along thinking about how the art of garbage collection has improved over the years. And it seems that the workers must be happier since I haven't heard of a garbage strike in many years - thank goodness. I can't imagine how awful those times must have been when garbage piled up in the streets for weeks. Yuck!

But enough of all that garbage - ha, ha, pun intended. I hope you are all still hanging in there with this unprecedented quarantine & disruption of "normal" life that the Covid-19 has caused. My next post will be on some random thoughts of our continuing country-wide lockdown. Stay safe & keep your spirits up.