Okay, I've been working on a blog post titled "The Minds of Men". It is being written with the utmost love in my heart for the men in my life as I try to make sense of the way they think. In all fairness, I decided that before I posted that story, I should give the men a little more insight into us women.
This joke that I saved years ago sums it up pretty well. It always brings a chuckle to my lips each time I read it. Hey, we have to be able to laugh at ourselves if we are going to laugh at others, right? Here it goes.
HUSBAND SUPER STORE
Recently, a "Husband Super Store" opened where
women could go to
choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with
the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with
the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD
to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go
back down except to leave the building, never to return. A couple of girlfriends
went to the Super Store to find some husbands......
FIRST FLOOR
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job
or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job
or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
SECOND FLOOR
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and
are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But I wonder
what's further up?"
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and
are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But I wonder
what's further up?"
THIRD FLOOR
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women,
"Very Tempting." But there was yet another floor, so further up they went.
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women,
"Very Tempting." But there was yet another floor, so further up they went.
FOURTH FLOOR
This door had a sign saying, "These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what
must be awaiting us further on." So up to the fifth floor they went.
This door had a sign saying, "These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what
must be awaiting us further on." So up to the fifth floor they went.
FIFTH FLOOR
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only
to prove that women are fucking impossible to please. The exit is to your
left."
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only
to prove that women are fucking impossible to please. The exit is to your
left."
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