Monday, April 25, 2016

CONVERSATIONS WITH CHARLEY

My 4-1/2 year old granddaughter, Charley, & I have some interesting conversations. This one took place while waiting in line at Kohl's. After making faces in the mirror, Charley noticed the nearby mannequins.

Charley: Look! Those ladies don't have heads!

Gaga: What ladies don't have heads?

Charley: Those (pointing at the mannequins). They have hands & feet but no heads.

Gaga: That's pretty weird. Guess they want you to notice the clothes.

Charley: They have boobs. I have little tiny boobs (pointing at hers) & you have big boobs (pointing at mine).

Gaga: Yeah, & when you grow up you'll get big boobs, too.

Charley: Yeah, I'll have great big boobs! (holding her hands way out from her chest).

Gaga: Well, hopefully not too big.

The cashier had a slight smile on her face but I couldn't see the expression on the man in front of us....probably just as well.

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One morning over breakfast Charley & I had the following interaction.

Gaga: I just can't believe how grown up you are getting. You are so big, eating your cereal & sitting at the table. I remember when you were such a tiny baby & we had to feed you.

Charley: Do you want that little baby back?

Gaga: Hmmm, that is a very interesting question, Charley (as I pondered it for a few seconds).
No, I don't think I do. I loved it when you were a baby but I really love it now that you are a big girl. We can talk & do lots of things together. And you can ask me these type of things. Yep, I love you just the way you are now.

Charley: Okay. Can I watch something on TV when I'm done?

Gaga: Sure.

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The other day out of the blue Charley brought this up.

Charley: Hey, Gaga, all my teeth are gonna fall out.

Gaga: What? Oh, you mean your baby teeth?

Charley: Yeah, they are all gonna come out.

Gaga: Sure, but it's just one at a time, not all at once. A tooth will get loose then eventually come out but it doesn't hurt. And I've heard the tooth fairy comes if you put it under your pillow.

Charley: Right, and you get money or prizes!

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And, finally, there was this one. Darrin says to me, "Listen to this."

Darrin: Charley, how old will you be on your next birthday?

Charley: Five

Darrin: When will that be?

Charley: October

Darrin: Who's going to be the next president of the United States?

Charley: Hillary Clinton

Darrin: But what about Donald Trump?

Charley: He's wacka-doodle!

I have no idea how that conversation came about but I think she's pretty right on....and hopefully her prediction is right.

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