Sunday, August 18, 2013

SMART PHONES, DUMB PEOPLE & COMPUTERS

I am doing my best to sort of stay in this century technologically. It seems that those of us who still actually sit at a desktop computer to answer our emails are fast becoming dinosaurs. Now days you must have a smart phone or a tablet to answer email, use apps, check Facebook & surf the web. Although my guess is that it is no longer cool to say “surf the web”.

How is it that my granddaughter, Charley, seemed to be born knowing how to work a smart phone? At one year old, she instinctively knew how to swipe her finger across the touch screen to change it. She holds the phone with both hands & “texts” gibberish with her thumbs - & she is not even two yet! At a baseball game on TV, a father caught a foul ball for his small child. The boy took out a smart phone & started texting. The announcer said, “He's texting Mom. He's six years old & can work a smart phone better than me.”

Several months ago I decided to take the leap & bought a smart phone. After a long lunch with my son, Darrin, who taught me the basics of using “apps”, & downloading a 200 page user manual, I was ready to learn. I wasn't going to let this 63 year old brain get the better of me. But what the hell? Two hundred pages to work a phone? Come on.

Now about six months later, I really do see the benefits of this device. I can check & send email almost anywhere, see who's posting what on Facebook, & I even know how to work the GPS. I can just speak my destination & it finds it – how cool is that? If Lou says, “I wonder if Ronnie Lott is in the Football Hall of Fame?”, I can pull out my phone & tell him “yes” in a matter of minutes. I am able to text at maybe ¼ the speed of the average teenager BUT I rarely use abbreviations or shortcuts or eliminate vowels, just an old lady thing I guess.

About the only thing these phones don't do really well is make a telephone call. I've had more dropped calls & poor sound quality with this one than I ever did with my old flip phone.

Since I have learned to work my cheapy Android phone to my satisfaction (even though I probably use 1/100th of its capabilities), I started thinking about upgrading to a newer computer operating system. I've been using Windows XP for a zillion years & really would love to keep it since it's familiar & does everything that I need it to do. But Bill Gates & company, in their infinite wisdom, have decided that we all have to move on. I recently discovered that XP will no longer be supported by Microsoft in a few months. Sigh...

My reasoning for upgrading was similar to getting the smart phone – if I don't learn it now, I may never learn it. And I don't want to end up like my dad who at 84 years old can barely work a cordless touch tone phone with a built in phonebook.

I can maneuver my way around a computer pretty well but apparently I got a little cocky when I ordered a new mini laptop with Windows 8. Yikes! Windows 8 is nothing like my tried & trusted Windows XP. Windows 8 is “app based” but I was determined to learn it & not drive my son crazy in the process. I found tutorials online, joined a forum to ask questions & downloaded another 200 page user manual. Isn't there anything technology-wise that can be explained in 50 pages or less???

Every day for about a week, I put my new hot pink netbook (that's what they call a mini laptop these days) on a TV tray beside my desktop. That way I could read things online or in the manual then turn my chair 90 degrees & try them on my laptop. My brain could only handle about an hour before it turned to mush but I was learning a fair amount. Unfortunately, I also learned that very little between Windows 8 & Windows XP is compatible.

The main reason I bought the laptop was to have something really lightweight (less than 3 pounds) so I could write when we travel & be able to swap photos & documents between my two computers. It sounded like an easy enough plan in my head but apparently it isn't. I'm currently in the regrouping mode while I figure out how to proceed. Damn you, Microsoft, don't make it so hard for us old people!

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