Saturday, July 1, 2017

ON A MISSION

Do you ever get somewhat obsessed with a relatively small task that seems to snowball into something that absolutely HAS to be done & it has to be done NOW? I sure hope that a few of you do because otherwise I'm going to feel like a complete nutcase if I'm the only one who goes off the deep end trying to accomplish something that really isn't all that important in the overall scheme of things.

Basically, I've been on a mission these past 3 days to find something similar to the long forks that my parents had back when I was a kid. They were used to roast marshmallows or hot dogs over the barbecue or campfire. There was a red, wooden handle about 18" long with a metal fork, also about 18" long, that slid into the handle making a 3 foot long tool to safely roast the perfect marshmallow.

Over the years they were passed down & I ended up with a couple of these forks as an adult. Now, remember, I first recall using them when I was a kid. That would make them close to 60 years old. Even 20 years ago they were showing a lot of wear but they were family relics. My son roasted many marshmallows on those forks, too. Somehow, they have disappeared, or more likely my ex-husband got them in the divorce.

Darrin & Charley are coming up here for a long Fourth of July weekend to swim, play & shoot off fireworks which are legal here in Sacramento. We are all having a pool party on Sunday with my sister, her husband, my father & his caregiver. Charley has discovered that toasting marshmallows is fun & yummy. So, I decided to get the ingredients to make s'mores for dessert. We will roast them over the barbecue to enjoy a delicious all American treat.

BUT we didn't have any long forks like the old, worn out red ones from years past. I had stopped at a couple stores with no luck at all. I would ask the clerk for "a long fork to roast marshmallows so you don't burn yourself or catch something on fire." Everyone knew exactly what I was looking for but no one had them. I looked online but my searches didn't turn up anything close to what I was looking for.

Yesterday, I decided to make this a true mission & went to Home Depot, Target, Walmart, Lowe's & a few other stores with no luck. Last night I sat down at my computer determined to figure out where I could buy these damn long forks that everyone knew about but didn't carry. This was when it became an obsession!

Finally after at least an hour on the internet, I discovered what they are called - "marshmallow roasting sticks"! When you type "marshmallow roasting sticks" in the search bar, suddenly you find all kinds of amazing devices to roast marshmallows. They come in colors! They retract! They have some that can roast several at a time! They have ones with a small knob to rotate with your thumb for even browning! Who knew?

Now, my problem was that I could order any number of super cool marshmallow roasting sticks online but they wouldn't arrive in time for our pool party on Sunday since it was only two days away. I was more determined then ever to find a store at which to buy them. It wasn't like I didn't have at least ten things I needed to get done instead of traipsing all over Sacramento & Placer Counties looking for these things. But I didn't care, I HAD to have those damn sticks for my Charley to roast her marshmallows for s'mores!

After grocery shopping & lunch with a friend today, I decided to let "my fingers do the walking" - remember that ad campaign? This afternoon (Friday) I called REI - theirs were $12.95 each. I don't think so. Big 5 didn't have any. Bass Pro Shop connected me to the camping department where the woman told me they have several different types in stock that range from $4 each to $10 each. Hallelujah! I was on my way in five minutes.

I am now the proud owner of two state of the art marshmallow roasting sticks that have wooden handles, a retracting metal fork & the little knob that allows you to rotate the fork part with your thumb. I have a bag of marshmallows, a box of graham crackers & six Hershey bars at the ready for my entire family to make some kick ass s'mores on Sunday. Hmmm, maybe Charley & I will test them out tomorrow to make sure they taste good. I guess you can roast a marshmallow over an electric stove, right? I'll let you know.

Happy Fourth of July!

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